By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.

The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.