Man: May I buy you a cocktail?
Woman: Alcohol is bad for my legs.
Man:Do they swell?
Woman:No. They spread.
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- I'm feeding my inner child. He likes pizza and beer.
- I am not trashy- I recycle
- "I am not a govenor - but I do like hoes."
- If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk!
- How beautiful it is to do nothing and then rest af...
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